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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

HAPPY B`DAY MISOKA CHAN
well more than 4 birthdays in amonth is agood way of getting ur pockets BUSTED
well today was hcl exam.. wth almost left like 2mins spare when i finsihed..
so ish expected de lah.. my cousin a1 for hcl.. wow hor
yah.. i miss my cousins ALOT like in the funeral even when we werent supposed to have fun we did
we had loads.. and was the first tiem i lent my shoulder to others for crying..
and the ms nigam go show the video about death.. and then show the mandai crematorium which i visited like only 2days ago?
thn still ask sensitive question like anione of you have grandparents or any family members passing away?
aniway, miss nigam says our sitting arangement will be permant but will be boy one row and girl one row
and yea!! im right at the back.. played games on my handphone 6 times today..pirvacy rocks
and the yurun hor everytime dunw an do thing..
the xiao laoshi all push to me jeremy and zhenlin nia.. then go eat kfc..
hope can complain to teacher..xD complain king
jk nia lah.. im not like alex
and i was humming the hairy song when my sis said that hairy is sexy
PUKE.. ya rite.. then why girls wearing bikini at beahces dont show their chest hair?
imagine that.. all the fish oso puke
and today in class,jeremy threw a airplane staright at alex head..
then lata alex like act angry and tear the paper plane.. we still laugh like wad ..
lata he tell counseller..
trying to download microsoft.. nong nong say cannot but jeremy say can...
wad to do?

ARGH I MISS MY COUSINS!!!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Hello once again..
On saturday, we went down to ahma house for funeral
Then we went there for overnight.. slept at the void deck..
yarhs.. dun feel like saying la..jus that we`ll miss great grandma..
anyway,since eunice told me to be happy,i shal post on asong mr chin sent me via phone
m=Man I=Indian Roti Prata seller
M:Hey brother the indian man seller talk sibei hao siao you listen ar i record on phone

I:Arlow, wotcha wanna eat?

M: Eh what u have?

I:Got mee sotong, nasi goreng, murtabak,rotiprata oso have

M:Ok.. you give me one nasi goreng with PORK

I: hello sir, we Akelo never sell pork here.. No pork at all

M:No pork .. ok u giv me one murtabak

I: Mutton murtabak?

M:PORK murtabak

I:HELLO SIR!!! we never sell anypork i tell u ar.. u dun come and try to disturb me

M:so u halal no PORK?

I: ya la.. no pork at all

M: Ok.. then you got mee goreng?

I :Mee goreng BEJAHYANG?

M: mee goreng not bejayang.PORK

I:HEY SIR I TELL U HOW AMNY TIEM WE NEVER SELL PORK HERE.. U SAY ONE MORE TIME I CALL THE POLICE

M: u sell soup here?

I:orh we got onion soup here, chicken soup here what soup u wan sir?

M i want the onion soup with PORK

I: HELLO SIR I TELL U WE NEVER SELL ANY PORK HERE !! NO PORK NO PORK!!!!!(screams in fustration) ONE MORE TIME I REALLY CALL POLICE

M:Ok ok i understand.. so u can give me one nasi barbie?(barbie in malay is pig nasi barbie is nasi pork not nasi pig GEDDIT? pig..)

I: HELLO SIR I TELL U NO PROK NO PORK NO PORK !!!!!! (walks in to stall) I CALLING POLICE NOW I TELL U

M: ok ok sorry wait wait-

I:WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT I TELL U NO PORK U KEEP WANT TO ORDER PORK!!

M:OK OK NO pork no pork... now 3o`clock oready we stomach hungry la.. we dun disturb u.. you giv us 2 kosong and 2egg with one cheese

I: You wan prata?

M: ya

I: what curry u want?

M: i want-

I:NO PORK ARH!CURRY NO PORK!

M: (sniggers)ok ok no pork u give me one fish curry no sugar

I:stares and man and get ready food

M: wait wait... i think i want your famous curry the...

I:what curry? Mutton curry?

M: nono the.. (hesistates) PORK CURRY!!!

I:HEY YOU ALL GO OUT I TELL U NO PROK U KEEP WANT PORK continues screaming..

M: ZHAO ZHAO!! ( run in hokkien )

END

hahas.. funny video really..
can listen with my phone or i can send to u
garunteed laughters

Friday, February 23, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO TAN ZHEN LIN
Hello once again.. Gratz to zhenlin birthday today...
he last time say he dunno 5++ yrs nva receivce birthday presents le
so yao de and a two named loser started this birthday `party` for him
hcl was weird and sian today..
had awhat debating contest between all time rival class e3 and e4
i had the slackest job of press the bell every 2.30 mins which was like very rare cos they speak fast
then after that all of us chiong to class and then grabbed water bags to slpash zl
then when he came in i managed to place one in his shirt that causing him to say `wa lau eh`
but hor when i put that time some idoit still go throw at my back then all went wet
then was very fun till some uper emo loser started shouting like run out from metta home
`ni ci dao hen guo fen mah?` ya lah .. thanks hor spoil the mood
then still act so much.. u want go spoil ur own party next time bah dun cum party screamin like idiot worse than metta home
then lata still run to toliet cry wad @#$^#$#$% try to escape cleaning up issit?
lata still go with sheryl outside talk talk.. while we mop the place... so clever.. no wonder get 5/25 for sci
still say new year resolution was to work hard.. puke..
should be learing to be like metta more like...
guess what loser? even ur friends talk abt u behind ur back..
like last year..tot the chanel all this people were too much to talk behind ur back..
now then i realise why they do it..
so wake up to the world and stop screaming at every one that u think is in the wrong
look in the mirror and u`ll find loser written over ur face..
but u`ll get over it..or not

(p.s. this post has alot of `ren shen gong ji` but rest assured all of the above are FACTS)

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Great grandma just died...

Hello once again
Ya happy new year to all
Yep .. finally updated my angboa money this year is really.. haiiz
Originally was 240++ then 100 goes to new specs
40 more to my ZINC bag and another 20 to my new pencil box
240-100-40-20=80
Imagine that.. 80 dollars for new year..
ZzZzZ
ya still nvm.. this year dunno why lei like dun have the new year mood like that hor?
hmm ok we folo the days then i tell u abt new year
New year eve
Woke up feeling bit sick cos got cough..
then slack till afternoon and went over to grands` to eat lunch.. got curry again
and i still got cough
then took a nap for 2 hrs..
then lata ate tuan yuan fan which was quite nice la..
steamboat eat prawns fish ABALONE
abalone was not nice if u cook in steamboat.. might as well eat rubber..
rubber still got abit of the trees taste..
the abalone really like eating water that is chewable
then at night mus shou ye which i stayed up till 4.50++ no show to watch then wacth animal planet..
animal planet like abit lag... still mourning over the croco hunter
then was chu xi !!! haii now think of it feel so sian..
ya went to grand house get my first big angbao $60++
ya then bla bla, went ppl house say all the 4 letter words, let them say back to u, smile smile, let them pat ur head,pinch ur cheek, check ur height weight,skin colour..
ya alot of ppl say im very tanned.. o.O( wah zhang da liao loh!!! ni kan, zhen meh gao liao! wah shou/phang liao hor!!!)
then the best part is when they give u ang bao..
thats chinese new year for us xD( to malays )
then at night i went to my 2nd aunt house play snooker ..
at her home got the snooker tabe so good..
then got her super fabulous wonderful delicous hen hao ci
maggi noodles...
really is very nice one.. dunno why maybe cos 1 year 1 time
(and maybe cos that the only dish she knows tsk tsk)
then the 2nd day of chinese new year smae loh go ppl house get angbao
then that night they came to my house where we played maple then went down for block catching
then 3rd day went around and that night went to 3rd aunt house which is the tag box spammer `yingxuan`
house.. we play the dunno what `charad` got one rectengular board where u put white one circular thing and then use ur finger to hit other brown circular thing into the 4 corners of the box.. made my fingernails say ouch..
then in the afternooon we went down play bomb bag which is abit siao..
some jus wont burst, some burst immeadiately..
then the yingxuan they all was gather around a bench.. iw anted to scare them then throw bombbag at them but they didnt know..but wait for the usual `BANG` then alot of screams then all say `get hong zhang `and chase me
this is like routine one every new year will do like that but dunno why they dumb still duno how to aviod..
then lata afetr they all smack me then i wan to play myslef.. press one havent htrow burts in my hand..
then all the soap come out
after that then went back to yingxuan house for dinner
( before i did the above,i succesfully made 2 girls cry due to a party popper shaped like gun.. i would call their name and they turn around then i bang in their face shiok hor?)
then after that no more le la...
said the last few happy new year and marked the end of chinese new year 07'
for the last time.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

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Hello once again
i know long time nv update le sorry la hor..
ya.. miss jasline/jacelyn reali is not cy can?
ya.. you`ll be saying wadeva man..science test was today
think sure fail de la anihow do then go liao
el was fun as usual... think luqman seriously trying to fail
say his best day ever was today..Ya maybe cos i score twice xD
since on scoccer lets talk on today match..
ya the team was greta got luqman yu run nic me yd hanrui , basically all the good defence and all the good att ppl in our team.. but we didnt thrash them..
firstly was yaode took ashot then hit sumone and deflected, then came to my feet and i jus shot lo, slammed on the pole and deflect in..
then next was yao de corner kick to me and then i use my leg go hit jeremy`s one and he own goaled..
then they score two goals and nic did anice chip in..
ya all the girls mus be sleeping now right?
dun expect me to talk abt girls stuff cum on..
spent alonely valentine ....

loltreamdtbouaouytasltighn

haha try to read bah..the first letter exchange place with the last letter.. slowly decipher..
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
its the pig`s year!!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Hello once again
isthisjusafeelingorsomethingthatwilllast?
Yea, today was kinda crazy for methe lessons all very sian except for maths and el which are always top of the table favourite.
After school, yurun and zhenlin wanted to come my house to do project thhen for the 2nd time,they gave me the very sian look.. and walk slow slow,see this see that,see unknown ppl chat chat,which really piss me off like siao
I told myself why i have to do this lei? dun do project dun do loh,fail ur problem..
So u know why lit i wna group with yaode not the usual ones
Haiz, only yaode is the only guy that i i can really get along with..
During recees i was very off form play like anihow anihow..
dammityouguyscanreallysux
Then after school i stayed in class and hang around with weiyan and listen to gospel songs,tok cock all this
then went to see gb marching..wah so ashamed..BB is so behind gb..
youregreateverywayilook
ya not a really good day..

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Hello once again
Here to post abou yesterday...
And a sad news to tell u all..
kabod lost 6:3 wad a thrashing
but i didnt go to the match cos got tution..
Haiz so sian .. lose till drop pants
Yesterday was adventure weekend..
I went for kayaking..Yea it rox but i capsized half way and my specs dropped into the sea..
But i wasnt the only one yao de and jing shun oso cpasized an lost his specs
See? me and yao de is `you nan tong dang, you fu tong xiang`
Lata when i went to bathe, found out that my clothes bag was missing...
I was totally stunned loh..imagine wearing a polo teee that reeks oh the smell of algae and seawater
But i received help from acouple of people
1st most importantly: Doraemon a.k.a Mr chin he lent me his pants and oso his sandals
2nd most importantly: Daniel from BB for lending me his dry fit overlarge shirt
3rd most importantly: Cherie who lent me a NTUC plastic which she priced at $10
Ya.. and a couple of other people like liying,cy,jenise that comforted me by saying ` hou kai` or u derserve it
But thank God that i found the bag lata by ms chua lin lin who says that the bus was left on the bus...
then lata when to church, ya the cell roxs la
we play the tag game but and in confined space,so every one was like running around madly, destroying all the children art peices.. And most funny is when we broke a`hand` art piece and all four fingers was torn off only left the middle one ... lol
then was service prasie and worship was Good as usal..
didnt realise that cy was beside me cos i lost my specs in the sea and until like after worship then i saw her..
hate having poor eyesight..
service was abit dry though meaningfull cos can learn that we sld nv argue with God and that how we can recongise God`s voice..
Then ate pizza and was interuttped by kairos ppl singing birthday song to cy..
Then my dad was late when fetching me and i waited 1/2 hour outside church..
reach home then crash on bed to sleep le adventure weekend really drained my energy

Kabod lost.. but its okay
It only means we have more to grow than zealot
xD (sore loser)

Friday, February 9, 2007

Hello once again...
Yea .. today was sort of great
I mean after school of cousre
First lesson was science and was totally so sian
Learnt about ions all this and i didnt do the sci hmk
so teacher call those how nv do to go out ..
I got intergrity so of cousre went out la xD No la jk jk
then afetr me maggie and nurul went out, many people decided to go out so it was like half the class out there..
Well thats e3 for you!
then after that we went to con-cousre cos mdm norashikin not here
Then we play truth and death...
they dared ainira to `PECK` me on the cheek and she really got alot of sportsmanship seh..
Cos she really did do that.. i recess no nid eat lo eat ppl `tao hu` till full liao
YEA recess!!
Sumone really did tickle lady luck cos she smiled at us today..
Our leg 2 match agasint e2 was quite succesfull
Jus 3 mins into opening time, we scored!!
then 6 mins lata, we scored again!!!
abt 9 mins lata, e2 socred.. kinda like my fault cos i nv clear the ball
then we scored again!! so the score was 3-2
Then we started getting haolian and let e2 scored again..
the score by e2 was really luck de..
cos yu run had the ball then he wanted to giv to the keeper but the opnnent tackled him and shot straight into net..
so the final score was 3-2 but plus yesterday`s 1st leg which was 1-0 the final final score was 3-3
the rest of the lesson was ok loh.. until hcl where the teacher had to go and a Ta (teacher assitant)came..
He was really good lo let us listen mp3 in class haha
then we went to swensens to makan..haha i got really high and told alot of lame jokes and made every one laugh like mad..
then was not so good leh..cos we quarrel..
Not say quarrel la jus like nv talk loh
Cos jenise wanted us to treat them to a earthquake and when you wan sumone o treart u ur suppoesed to please them rite?
But it wasnt like that loh..
we short of money mah then ask jenise for some money..
then she went all angry and say ` I only got $1 la! Chee ***`
then i went blank..Ermm okay.. its u suddenly ask us to treat u then ok loh..but we treart you all for what ar?
i tot was cy birthday
then become she treat you all..
and esther as quite sad lo cos she forked out $6 for nothing...
ok la u might say that is we wan treat you not u force us but oso no nid scold us de mah.. ppl treat you then still scold us vuglar..
but no hard feelings ar? jus wanted to get everything straight ok nong nong?
Jus felt that it really wasnt rite to scold sumone that is treating you..but still friends k?
Ya.. And for the dunno how many time, happy birthday lcp chango yenny

So dun quarrel le ah?

Hola Bonjour Halleujah

Thursday, February 8, 2007

The Freedom Song

Do you wanna go to the place they call freedom
Do you wanna see like the free see
And do you wanna dance in the land they call freedom
Do you wanna go?
Do you wanna go? Oh!

Jesus come take us
To the foot of the cross where we have been bought now
Freedom is ours
And we take it up
We take it up

Freedom for the world
Freedom for the generation
Let us call to every nation
Come

Its not in order but thats all the lyrics
Great song huh?
And happy birthday to lcp chang yen
Ur swensens tomoro!

Hello once again
Feeling that i shouldn`t bore all of ur to death so i post on today bah..
First 4periods was DnT with mr tan who seriously has talking problems..
Me ,zl,cy counted the number of times he stopped which was like 10++ times in 10 mins
Nvm i give u all example
Mr Tan : So, this project ( pause and thinks what to say) consists of ( pause and thinks what to say) 50% of your over all marks. And suddenly,he will increase his voice level and is liek abnormal.. cant mrs kee get solid DnT teachers?
Lata was recess, it was a important match that day was 2e3 VS 2e2 and thanks alot 2e1 for letting us use the soccer court..
After like 5-7 mins 2e2 scored becos of a super tyco shot..zl was keeper at time and the ball hit his leg but deflect from the post and tyco scored..
Think i played ok on that macth cos i assist yaode alot and but he like 3 shots hit the post..
Sumone tickle lady luck.. make her smile at us
then pe teacher came and chased us out of the court cos he wanted to use the court..
so tomoro we continue the maych supporters for 2e3 is hotly welcomed...

2e3 boleh boleh !!!!!!

Hello to all here
Firstly, i need to thank nong nong jenise for helping me do the blog which has been unsuccessful for like 4 attempts. so xie xie ni.and oso nid to thank cai bao for choosing this skin which is quite nice i think.Yea so WELCOME ALL to the house of the lord..