ahhhhh
my previous post was the 123th post
so wasted sia
tomolo stillllll gort aac
only a few more hours to holidays-.-
sia la why so fast la
nvm i got no monday blues
some 'chiobu' chased them away
haiz lost my schl uniform again. and it's so ex man
2nd time alr. same as my stoopid lit book
ahhhh go hear mr brownshow incase my monday blues return

wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate,
and when the shark wants to coem and bite u,
u can say im chocolate i invite u
would'nt it be nice

this is the stuff that caused my cough(hey it rhymes)
argh i need tkn yi du gong du
okok wont be posting for sometime
so ya. try not to die missing me
ARGH
my sis just couped the tv and i cannot see duo mao mao
just went to ain blog just now
and it's like really ages since we talked i mena with all our primary school fri
met keqing at my house downstairs coffeeshop
whoo i saw him then we merely smiled and waved but he really brought back amny many many memories la. wth super gay seh-.-but ar he smile alr i really like thru the day so happy
I AM NOT GAY!
okok back to ain's blog. was there and read abt her posts and like think back of pri6 that time and the hairy potty fanclub-.- but aye those were the times
then i clicked 'back' then went to to my blog and BAM, back to my boring sec3 life):
ah well, after sec4 olevel life will be so different man
sia la sec3 sa1 havent come im thinking of olevel finish alr how pro
ahhhhhhhh well, life goes on.
yes yes i'm going to blog finally
my com has suddenly turned very lag like dat maybe cos of my sandal strap
alot of link right?
i just recalled something super funny when i returned home just now
when i stopped at the lift, i found something sticking to the seat of my bike then i tot my pants sure kena also. then i cannot see so i used my hands and try to feel whether it is wet.then got some passerby saw me grabbing my buttocks then give me the o.O face. then i really laughed out loud.lol.
finished my hols homework lo! okok left abit chem.tomolo still got tuition so sianeded
ok the duo mao mao on chl u is starting soon. i shall finish up quickly
enrolment is coming and everyone so excited over the csm asm thingy. but i know i confirm pc alr la. good now got red lanyard.then if i wear sl one together then red and yellow.then buy one more green one got traffic light-.-
okay please go www.mrbrownshow.com to listen to the one on mas selamat one. haha super funny.

reporter:what measures are u taking to prevent such escapes from happening again?
police officer:we will ban all people from going to toilets and issue out rubber stoppers and rubber bands instead.
haha(:
how to start a post?
by asking how to start it.
yesh yesh. i shall update frm x country
x country. super super sian. no comments
water horse was nice and yaode is really really noob at playing the puck game
okay camp was rather sian, keep drill and badgework. never even touch a soccer ball.
being asm is so fun. anyhow crap a bit then say 'k'? they will YES ASM.
super tired. actually wantpost long long.
quite long rite?
AR WHY NEVER ANSWER ME?WHOLE LOT KNOCK IT DOWN!
what to the ever-.-
ah hio ah hio!
got back my ca1 results.
bad. very bad.
failed 4 subjects out of 8
and im really sian now.
all my mom really wants me to do is to study study study and study
wants me to thru out the hols just study.even simple simple things like going downstairs for soccer is a big no
and now she's blaming everyone and everything. BB,GOH,even me spending time doing qt also say
she dare claim that i never even put in effort into studying-.- and wth. who was the one that forced me to stop revising my maths and sci go sleep? HER! and now seh pushes it on me
my maths.every single review question i do. still flunk.
the only subject i am gulity for failing is SS cos i didnt study for it.
physics i arranged tution alr still cannot.
and boo hoo, it's only my mom's part
sec 3 really really sucks man.
i really miss 2e3 like anything and in 3e2, it's a freaking competitive class
i want a break man.
i want to stop everything and learn how to avoid everyone.
MAS selamat bin kastari. teach me something man-.-

I HATE WEARING LONG PANTS!

MAS SELAMAT! KIDNAP ME PLEASE!
THESE ARE MY SUPER LATE KOREA TRIP PHOTO.SUPER MESSY SO MATCH THE COMMENTS TO THE PICS.I SPENT 1HOUR ON THIS BEOCOS HALF WAY I CLICK PREVIEW THEN CLICK BACK AND ALL OF THEM DISAPPEARED MUS REDO.SO U BETTER STARE AT THEM FOR ONE HOUR.SO SIT FRONT AND UN-RELAX UR SELF.

cannot sleep now.
partly becos too full partly becos of the contender
had dinner with all my cousins just now
cos my grandma b'day
and im super gulity now cos dunno is her how old b'day
the food was avg but the crab was super nice
ate until super full then they went my house to gamble and watch show lol
so many of my cousins peeped at my phone.
and then saw inbox got diff people msg from cny.
kept teasing me say i gay.
ouch man.
a week alr-.-
okay daniel yaode or fred caleb, if reading this please send me the aq dates asap
my com cant open the excel thingy so noob
come quickly one o'clock
i want watch the contender
about some boxing people like survivor one
not wwe kind of boxing.
gentler kind
oh ya some ji person wandering around.
not bad sia survive 3 day. scully now hiding behind my sofa
man utd vs ful ham and arsenal vs aston villa in awhile
arsenal sure draw/lose one
and man utd will be top of the table again
come on fulham sucks and u know it. 2nd last in table and manutd is 2nd top in table.
please aston villa. kick arsenal arse.

A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down together and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men become graphic.

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," said the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."





"What am I supposed to do with this?", grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."


(a bit sick content but dont get the wrong idea just to make u smile)
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper,rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.

"Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?"

The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Ong Hong Zhang- Child of God. Found love, beyond all reason.
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