Friday, September 26, 2008
whooooooo. my 201st post.
and theres this superb song la.
makes u not so stress.
All Star- smash mouth.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Back to the rule and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [ Chorus: ] Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire how about yours That's the way I like it and I never get bored [ Repeat Chorus 2x ] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Back to the rule and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [ Repeat Chorus ] |
okok. nvm just listen to the great song.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results" "My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London" "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look" "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work." "Tripod?????" "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"
HAHA MUG HARDD(:
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
HAHA. HAPPY 200th POST TO MYSELF!
woah. anyway, current stuck in the head song thanks to....
nvm just listen to this horny song by the gay brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBoPlCzuRY
Jonas Brothers - When You Look Me In The Eyes
If the heart is always searching,Can you ever find a home?
I've been looking for that someone,
I'll never make it on my own.
Dreams can't take the place of loving you,
There's gotta be a million reasons why it's true
When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.
How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again
Gonna tell you that I love you,
In the best way that I can.
I can't take a day without you here,
You're the light that makes my darkness disappear.
When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.
More and more, I start to realize,
I can reach my tomorrow,
I can hold my head high,
And it's all because you're by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When I hold you in my arms
I know that it's forever
I just gotta let you know
I never wanna let you go
Cause when you look me in the eyes.
And tell me that you love me.
Everything's alright,
When you're right here by my side.
When you look me in the eyes,
I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes.
Oh.
dont horny-__-
anyway, exams so far are manageable, hardest was english paper two i guess.
maths was rather hard today, but lit was EAS- i mean okok.
haha! once monday gets past all the tough subject would be gone alr.
and when our exams end on mon most schools just start on their exams.
HAHA how cute.
okay chinese paper tomoro.
OH YA. thanks peiru, i managed to do all my moley questions in chem paper.
(although MAYBE is cos i smart)
okayy such a pity my 200th post is such a short one.
endure aye, few more days only.....
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New Zealand and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Wairarapa. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man re aches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
HAPPY MUGGING(:
Saturday, September 20, 2008
EXAMS! in 3 days thumb?yeap, i am preparing myself to PASS chem.
1) read thru the entire txtbkk and UNDERSTAND.
2)do every question in that textbk
3)use my guide book and read thru again
4)TYS!
andd i've studied so much for it all other subjects were forgotten.
SS. dunno how also. go there anyhow PEEL lor-______-
yeapp, i hope i can pass every subject :X (dreams are free!)
anywya, soccered downstairs today and whoo, it was incredible.
like really destressed.
played barefoot now the bottom of my foot is like red and sore.
ahhahahaa, the beautiful game.
didnt go for church this week. thou i fasted for like mon-thurs.
cupcaked yesterday and today, now i just cake!
and THAT cupcake. smileeeee(:
er sounds twit. okayy, shall go roam online awhile more and maybe finish off chapter 9 before i sleep. continue to mug hard!
16 more days to end of sa2.
cheeeeerios people!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohyE2vxwoxMPoint Of Difference- Hillsong United
The tide is turning
This is redemption's hour
In the midst of the world lost for love
You are all we have now
The lost returning
Salvation is all around
In the midst of the world broken down
You are all we have now
For You are God and this hope is ours
So Father open the skies
Flood the Earth with your light
This is love, to break a world indifferent
Sing
Our hearts are burning
The fire that won't burn out
In the midst of a world that's grown cold
You are all we have now
The earth resounding
The anthem of your renown
As we lift up our eyes
And look to your glory
Call us out let the world see
You are God and this hope is ours
So call us out, let the world see
You are God as we sing
Open the skies
Flood the Earth with your light
This is love to break a world indifferent
As we lift up our eyes
Fill our hearts with your fire
In a world the same we'll be the difference, the difference
So call us out let the world see
You are God and this hope is ours
Our eyes are open
Every chain now broken
In this world we are different
Let your love become us
As we live to make you famous
We're in this world but we are different
So call us out, let the world see
You are God as we sing
Father open the skies
Flood the Earth with your life
This is love to break a world indifferent
As we lift up our eyes
Fill our hearts with your fire
In a world the same we'll be the difference, the difference
So call us out let the world see
You are God one and only
In this world you are all we have now
ahh! please please listen to this song, it makes a point fo difference.
fasting this week, not very fruitful as i didnt really concentrate on it. sorry!
anway, to those who are in China now, im praying!
sa2 in 5 days and believe it or not, i feel like i've just started revising.
argh, well done hongzhang.
mole concept INTENSIVE with peiru this friday! kind of scary though, later i dont get it she will hentak me for 30mins):
AND! im not using the com for fun i've just finished my history essay. thanks liying! (lee)
many many people sick, so yea, pray pray pray exams are square the corner.
okayy. all of u reading thisss, be it sa2, a level, 0 level, n level, psle, eye exam, oral exam...
DO IT ONCE, DO IT GOOD(:
mug hard(:
sick le still do what geog laaaaa-___________-
So Father open the skies
Flood the Earth with your light
This is love, to break a world indifferent
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Prayer for a friendLord I lift my friend to You.
I've done all that I know to do.
I lift my friend, to You.
In complicated circumstances
with clouded view.
Lord I lift my friend up to You.
I fear that I wont have the words
that he needs to hear.
I pray for Your wisdom , oh God.
And a heart that's sincere.
And Lord I lift my friend up
to You.
Lord I lift my friend to You.
Though he's my best friend in the
world, I know he means much
more to You.
I want so much to help him, but
this is something he has to do.
Lord I lift my friend up to You.
There's a way that seems so right to him.
But You know where that leads.
He's becoming a puppet of the world.
Too blind to see the strain.
And Lord I lift my friend up to You.
Lord I lift my friend to You.
I've done all that I know to do.
I lift my friend, to You.
from weiyan's blog. yeapp. now it's 197th post.
greattttt song.
Dear God, Avenged Sevenfold
A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love purpose hard to find
While I recall all the words you spoke to me
Can't help but wish that I was there
Back where I'd love to be, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
There's nothing here for me on this barren road
There's no one here while the city sleeps
And all the shops are closed
Can't help but think of the times I've had with you
Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired I'm missing you again oh no
Once again
Some search, never finding a way
Before long, they waste away
I found you, something told me to stay
I gave in, to selfish ways
And how I miss someone to hold
When hope begins to fade
A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
Miles away from those I love purpose hard to find
Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
To hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need the person who can be true to you
I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired I'm missing you again oh no
back to this song? -_-
though im sure it's for the last thumb.
we just cant hmmm.. understand each other's actions?
yup that summarizes it.
*yawns* school tomoro, sa2 ending in 22 days ;D
oh yayaya! weiyan, your mt will be! i'm praying and dont make fun of the home team people ;D
U! dont make me bite u.
195th post.
whoooooooooooooooooooooooo.
going to reach 200.
amazing huh.
and i found a perfect way to cheer myself up.
IT'S ONLY 22 MORE DAYS TO...........................................
END OF SA2 * throws confetti*
yea wadever. mug hard(:
Saturday, September 13, 2008
CURRENT STUCK-IN-THE-HEAD-SONGJordin Sparks
One Step At A Time
[Verse 1]Hurry up and wait
So close, but so far away
Everything that you've always dreamed of
Close enough for you to taste
But you just can't touch
[Bridge]
You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it
You know you can if you get the chance
In your face and the door keeps slamming
Now you're feeling more and more frustrated
And you're getting all kind of impatient waiting
We live and we learn to take
[Chorus]
One step at a time
There's no need to rush
It's like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It's gonna happen when it's
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time
[Verse 2]
You believe and you doubt
You're confused, you got it all figured out
Everything that you always wished for
Could be yours, should be yours, would be yours
If they only knew
[Bridge]
You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it
You know you can if you get the chance
In your face and the door keeps slamming
Now you're feeling more and more frustrated
And you're getting all kind of impatient waiting
We live and we learn to take
[Chorus]
One step at a time
There's no need to rush
It's like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It's gonna happen when it's
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time
[Verse 3]
When you can't wait any longer
But there's no end in sight
When you need to find the strength
It's the faith that makes you stronger
The only way we get there
Is one step at a time
[Chorus]
Take one step at a time
There's no need to rush
It's like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It's gonna happen when it's
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time
[Chorus]
One step at a time
There's no need to rush
It's like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It's gonna happen when it's
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time
HAHA. and you wont believe how i found this song la!
i was searching david archuleta's crush when this video somehow popped out.
whooo, and it rocksss(: jordin sparks being hot helps too.
i can really relate to soccer laaaaa like whooo.
anyway, some revision done this week and arghhh one more week left aye?
nvm. one step at a time.
for all who are emo out there,
CHEERIOS(:
uh huh, mug hard!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
BLEAURGH.examssssssssssssssssssssssss.
nvm, i shall go study. NOW.
do not read below.........
you have only around 2 days left for each subject.
fortunately for people taking 8sub, u have less than that.
how did i get so siannnnnnnnnnn.....
STUDY MODE!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Your EQ is 147 |
 You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're unafraid of the world and its challenges. You are comfortable with who you are. And you accept your weaknesses - as well as the weaknesses of others. While you are quite stable, you don't respond perfectly to every bad situation that comes up. But you have enough emotional intelligence to know when you need a course correction. |
i have a feeling this thing is fake-_-
nvm, anyway, now im using this flock browser that seems to be rather nice though i deleted the page where i downloaded it from..
cool, the blogger got dictionary one-_-
okayy shall concentrate on the english blogger homework.
and come on! after reading my blog, go and study laa like just study for 3weeks? then we can enjoy after exams without getting so paranoid about our results.
now i envy alex-____-
Thursday, September 4, 2008
okayy. sakae today.before that play soccer at yaode house.
yup that was a superb game la like all the pattern come out.
okay i sense ur overwhelming interest.
anyway, playing with yaode and dingming was great. dingming u shuddup-_-
went westmall aft that and dingming disappeared.
went sakae cos mrchin treat the drillcom ppl sakae and start to observe got what food.
waits in anticipation for the famous chasoba.
chasoba comes and in anticipation i eat it.
*pukes*
ugh ugh ugh ugh. it's like...(look at proflie intro, someone vandalise)
it's like last night's leftover maggimee then someone accidentally pour greentea into it and ur mom blur blur put into fridge then u wake up take some seaweed and tasteless sauce pour and mix mix mix close ur eyes pinch ur nose pray to God say ur grace and eat it.
UGH and i suay suay order two bowl.
i jus heck and mix wasabi then mask the greentea taste and eat it.
i have totally CONTRAST taste as jacelyn.
next weird food is this eggish tofu thing.
this one easy to describe la
japanese rojak.
-take some unfinished udon
-take some fishcake
-take some tofu
-take some eggs(preferably rotten)
-add some super salty sauce(the sauce goes well with wasabi thou)
-ask DHL send it to fear factor make people eat it
-DHL(Delivery Halfway Lost) send to sakae
-yaode tot it was nice order like 5
-then i kena lor-_-
tsk. then got one fried tofu was kind of nice.
LOL then went over to liying they all table.
found a small size sushi yurun throw at me.
put it under a can of coke and press hard.
LOL and it fits perfectly into the curve of the can underneath.
then the sushi so cute one.
nobody took picture hor.
after that went back eat somemore.
realise got chio chef.
jordan's reaction was like pushing everyone out and try to take a look.
so horny la tsk tsk tsk.
but i like^^
then eat eat eat until qijie scam me.
he take the drink he mix wasabi with water then fake me is lemonade.
then i stupid go drink then realised it and spit back.
then me and yaode decided to add soy sauce then it looked super like icelemontea.
then add some ice WAH SUPER LOOK LIKE LEMONADE LA.
then went over to liying table.
then temptingly put the ice cold refreshing ice lemon tea near loussise.
being a quinesstential(typical la-_-) singaporean (tsk PR also same la), he.................................................
DRANK IT!
whoo lol and remember that it was what i drank and spit back.
loussise! i made it with love(:
bahaha.
then did something i feel gulity of.
me(mostly is me): ) and jordan started taking those sushi with salmon/prawn on top then eat the prawn and stuff the rice into a coke can.
IM SORRY)':
i got visit this website www.freerice.com and donate 200 grains of rice daily!
yup im still terribly sorry):
in the end the whole can was stuffed full of rice and smuggled.
IM SORRY):): jordan! your fault la so horny for what.
then went yaode house play soccer.
he had this indian friend that was quite good and he like to challenge me or smth.
but he was like quite hairy then wah i keep getting reminded of brenda-_-
like no offence to indians or brendas(qijie not ur dont-let-you-hold-her-hand brenda)
game was fun anyway.
okayy tomoro must studyy sciences again.
school starting soon and duh i cant afford to start complaning about how holidays are short and head of MOE is always bald but have to jump straight into school term4 sprinting and abbsorbing all that i can.
yeap. mug hard aye?
siwei if i see my intro still like this by tomoro night....
i kick u out of beehive-_-
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
arghh.my plans for a whole night watch band of brothers on youtube was spoilt.
tsk.
now i most probably(ok fine confirm-_-) will have like 4 tuitions in a SINGLE weekend.
like ARGHHH.
can u even imagine that?
just try okay?
so that i can wallow in self pity.
nvm sakae buffet tomoro.
maybe soccer tomoro.
argh i had rather much to blog about now i have like totally NO MOOD.
nvm band of brothers, here i come!
if this whole dumb thing is in italic, it's blogger's dumbness.
i have to click on the italic thing to make NOT italic and vice versa.
where is my joy unspeakable??
pray pray pray):