Saturday, May 30, 2009
PTMMr Pu: Was alright, talked about a study plan thingy for all my sci and maths. must do and redo each paper till i got full marks. sangsoo said can draw graph as well. i thinkkk it will work la, if im hardworking enough to commit to the study table.
Mdm Yaw: Can we not talk about her? Ohyea, remind me to like bring a chopper to schl on mon. are there any nice ledges in school that i can jump off from after that?
Mrs Goh: Wah, praise me until i shy. seriously!!! but my maths improvement is really like she helped alot, and of cos my steady tuition teacher.
yeaaap, it was quite alrightt. but mdm yaw has my house number now. didnt give her my handphone number, i dont like mature women. okay, nth much to update. good luck for anyone who is taking the chinese Os, i think we'll all be needing it.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Ruth: Yes. And fun. HE STARTED IT. 
:now i know u have a secret crush on me cause u keep stalking my blog. CHOOSE, issit roy or me?
PEIRU: can sue for compensation- repair of car, hospital bills, etc
:wah u take law in poly ah?
Changyen: Ruth, that was absolutely insulting!
:YA LA! cant stand that roof, i mean woof no no, i mean ruth.
jacelyn: oh yar i told my mom abt the accident right. THEN SHE SAY CAN SUE THE CAR DRIVER ONE LEH.
:can sue ah, lol dont need la, he pay for everything can le. we are nice people.
jacelyn: WHY WAS YOUR DAD EATING CARROTS? -_-
:improve he's eyesight so he can fore-see accident. but it didnt work.
siwei: wahpianggg. my l1r5 lose you leh. tsk.
:haha wad u expect?
Liying: Lol, hi hongzhang. my hair very cool!
:remember birthday give me one strand ah!
Ruth: Post again so i can diss you some more. Please?
:right, u used diss.
Ruth: INteresting Fact #1: I got the same for my EL compo as you did for your L1R5.
Interesting Fact #1: Puppies cannot pronounce my name but everytime they open their mouth they are like calling for you. *rooooof rooof*
Interesting Fact #2: IM MEAN.
Changyen: thank goodness you're okay.
who's goodness? thank God!
Liying-THE TALLER ONE: scary carrots=/
huh? u so tall i dont geddit.
Ronald: Anyway congrats on your results.
:you mean emath result. my results is not really worth celebrating :C
Ronald: What kind of theory is that?Man Utd win title I'll fail chem? =.=
:it's a proven theory. man utd won, i failed my chem C:
sheryl: ohhh!bb first aid put to use! LOL
:haha ya lo, must thank that guy that taught me. OHHH i remember his name le! DAMIEN.
Friday, May 22, 2009
MY SA1 RESULTS :CEnglish: 70.3 A2. impt note: i got 22 for compo while ruth got 19. whooo!
Chinese: 67 B3 no comments
Literature: 61 B4 not-so-impt note: ruth got 88-_-
Comb Humans: 56 C5 dno what went wrong.
Physics: 50.3 C6 :P
Chemistry: 45 D7
Maths: 76.8 A1 :D
A Maths : 60 B4
overall, L1R5 is 21 L1B5 is 19.
should be quite good i guesssssss.
Tim™ ツ日祥 RX© says:
lame
ur blog never writeyou saw me after the accident
hahaha
see. i rush down to see you
hongzhang says:
haha ya hor
wadever
Tim™ ツ日祥 RX© says:
i so goodto you
treat yo like my son leh
hahah
you cried on my lap before
hahah
hongzhang says:
haha liaaar, u go dating with mrs keee
Tim™ ツ日祥 RX© says:
ya
but at least i am there when you injured
Thursday, May 21, 2009
ohyea, and the kriss guy won instead of the adam guy. surprise surprise!uh-huh.
i think by now many people alr know of my accident on wed. ughh, i shall blog it here and anyone that asks me pls read here. i dont want repeat again.
just outside the school, at the temple there there's this place u can do a U-turn. then there's this black car on the left lane that wanted to turn, then didnt check the rearview mirror and didnt see my dad on e right lane. so my dad just banged into the side oh the car. then after that the bike fell down and my dad fainted but i was alright. wah then once i got up i just saw my dad lying there still, then making this weird choking sound. wah, when i saw that i was really scared alr. then the driver came out also in shock like that. then just stand there, until i shouted at him come help get my dad up but then he still like sorry sorry sorry until i shouted again then he like wake up then drag my dad to the road side. then my dad was still making this choking sound. then i realise he was like eating carrots or smth and it was still in his mouth. haha i remember from bb first aid stage 3 must dig out foreign object. lol so i dug out all the yucky carrot bits. it seems really disgusting now but at that time, aiyah who cares. if there was a competition for digging carrot bits out of a person's mouth i'd have won it. then the choking sound stopped and my dad came to. but he was really like groggy and he couldnt remember wad happened. keep asking me where we came from, like he just woke up. then keep asking where we going, where we come from. then later i realised my middle finger is like bleeding all over the place and then i like use my right hand to squeeze the wound to stop it bleeding. (first aid stge 3 again) then in the end it didnt work and the whole of my right hand was bloody. and that's what siwei saw from the roadside opposite. it looked really bad like alot of blood but it's just cause i had a laceration on my middle finger and actually cut until the vein, that's why alot of blood.
then the ambulance came, and my dad was like still dazed and couldnt remember much at all. but that time my blood had like clotted around my middle finger and there was like a swelling there. then there was this super chio malay nurse haha that helped me wash my hands and i can call my family all that. i think my sms reply to sheryl was a little blunt. i sent smth like "got into an accident, both my hands bloody that's why nv pick up your call" or smth like that. lol abitttt blunt ah. then got when i was about to leave mr pu suddenly appeared and it calmed me down alot. spent most of the time in the ambulance praying and replying all the smses. haha thanks for all the sms!
then reached the hospital, i got sent to the children ward cos im under 16. wow, and i was forced to sit in a wheel chair and the chio nurse pushed me around. nope, i didnt mind that :P then i was sent into this room with lots of pink lions and the doctor did a checkup for me, write report all this. and that docter ah, buay ta han. keep telling me abt swine flu and making lame jokes. but aiyah, he was quite nice also. then another nurse, not the chio one, washed up my wounds and i was discharged and my dad gave me money to go back. on the way back my slipper was like alot of dried blood then everyone kept staring. yeap then went home bathed and went school.
right now, im perfectly fine just my middle finger still abit swollen. as for my dad, he has a seriously bruise on his left eye and both his knees are badly brusied cos banged into the car. but it's healing nciely, i just helped him 'massage' his wounds. so yea, that's abt it.
anyway, im hoping for a compo question like Accident or wadever corny essay titles to come out. then i'll score, haha. and im glad it's like over. it's really scary to be involved in this kind of accident and see ur dad lying on the ground making choking noises. i hope u never get to experience that (so that i'll be the only one that can score for this kind of essay question. haha :D) so yea, im alright my dad will be alright in not time. thanks to everyone that asked. C: and most importantly of all, THANK GOD! FOR GOD BLESS-ED ME >->C:
Monday, May 18, 2009
today, got back only emaths. got i think 76.8. loads and loads of careless, didnt even want to check the amount of marks i lost, i'll leave it to my tuition teacher. :/ and english. woah. mrs toh didnt give out the marks but she photocopied a few of the 'better' ones. and surprisingly, mine was one of them. which is kind of dumb. mrs toh always told us to like ask us write about down to earth things and there was once aloi wanted to write about world war and she like scolded him or smth, saying it was too up there. but i thought she wont be the one marking so i just wrote about some war thingamajig that turned out fine. anyway, ruth has been reaaaaally encouraging. she say she cannot believe the essay was written by me. (she's just sore her compo didnt get into mrs toh list. HAHA joking la!) uh-huh, prasie God for everything C:and uh-huh, man utd won the title, which means that i'll fail my chem. and liverpool fans are like really sore now i guess. yea, they won manutd twice and lost only two games while manutd lost four. but, all liverpool can manage agasint lesser teams are just draws, and epl is like all about consistency.. wadever, it's united forever!
and then there's survivor tocantins which i think only me and jiamin watch. and maybe sheryl cause i forced her to. JT won! whoooo. i know u dont understand. next season of survivor is at Samoe island, the island mentioned in the book Treasure Island.
and soccer on sunday morning with kabod. haha had a wonderful time. i managed to jio kriss along to play with kabod. and we played agasint a few china people and it was me yaode shicheng kriss bryan daniel's brother shunji vs weiyan samuel henry and the china guys. we won 5-3, i scored two for a white pig and kriss scored 1 and bryan somehow scored two as well. wonderful game, weiyan's long shot goal was super impressive. second game was boring.
okay finally i roughly blogged finish. ugh, everyone's like so excited abt mt kk trip while i cannot go. psssh! anyway, i have my great backpack to lend to anyone that needs it. maybe i can hide in it or smth. oh craaaaaaaaaaaaap, havent made encouragement card for a white pig. i suck at writing this kind of cards la, must have inspiration one. whatever, have a greaaaat week. (even if you're going to some dumb incineration plant as a school outing. HAHA!)
Friday, May 15, 2009
crap, why i wake up so early ah? aura too strong alr. okay, replying tags, first time i reply so many-_- daryl: UCL and premier league is for united to take.15 May 09, 06:46 -yup, so chelsea can go home sleep. this season no sliverware right? |
15 May 09, 02:19 dan: eh yea i oso gt read abt the "shooting nostrils" guy..damn kool siaa..better than spitting..-haha ya but i think nose will pain.. |
14 May 09, 20:39 Changyen: my notes are really notes manzxzxz. i wrote down almost everything she said-haha yea. do i still owe u sakura? haha actually i just want force people go sakura. :C |
14 May 09, 19:57 小Sheryl: yay got winning aura. next time i go see you all play soccer again(:-haha got me play of course fun to see la. |
13 May 09, 10:32 小Sheryl: its not horny mushroom anymore, its horned mushroom  they renamed it.-aiyah, got the horn word can alr. |
12 May 09, 11:14 Samuel: chelsea is so sway..... Chelsea 4 -1 arsenal. Arsenal played 2nd team cause they have nothing to play for now.-hahaha lol i laughed at your. chelsea is so 'sway' why? got wind blow ah? |
11 May 09, 22:00 小Sheryl: cos i pro whattttttttt-cos you pro whattttttt |
11 May 09, 19:06 siwei: HAHA JK. wahpiang your bootes one so high lvl. tskkk |
11 May 09, 09:51 小Sheryl: wapiang.): i go emo. lol |
10 May 09, 20:30 Changyen: the pizza was super super good. *picks up cheese*-lol yucks, get over it changyen |
10 May 09, 20:17 siwei: LOL. but... but... butt... you abit too noob alrd  JK! |
10 May 09, 18:25 小Sheryl: p/s siwei, shall we maple tgt? ^^ |
10 May 09, 18:25 小Sheryl: Yay! (: sec 4 can play maple what! old man also can play maple.-what old man?! |
9 May 09, 12:56 siwei: GO PLAYY MAPLEEE. YD AND I STARTED ALREAAADYY. HAR.HARRR. must be exam stress then we bcome abit weird.-ya. abit la, abit only. |
9 May 09, 00:30 weiyan: horny mushrooms..yucks..mushroom-lol is this weiyan speaking? |
Thursday, May 14, 2009
uh-huh. exams are over, but prelim coming up. and guess what, my dad's calling my aunt for chemistry tuition. actually i dont mind la, i need a chemistry teacher that wont scold me for stretching my legs. and i have alot of soccer replays to watch so im just going summarise.Random things that happened
- I was listening to 987 fm and there are quite a few funny things that happened. firstly, there was this guy called shaun, that dedicated the song "kiss me thru the phone" to a guy called darren. ugh, gay. and the muttons made fun of him to no end, calling him shauna and speaking to him a squeaky gay voice. then last night the 3 FHM finalist bimbos went to 987 and then had a competition to see who can take the bra off one of the male djs the fastest. the winner ripped the bra off in record 6.2 seconds. i didnt know bimbos knew how to take off bras.
-i was doing physics paper one and there was this question " A ship makes a loud horning sound at 25 HZ, bla bla" then for some reason i read it as " A ship makes a loud horny sound at 25 HZ" and i laughed out loud in the exam hall. must be all that horny mushrooms.
- Probability of man utd winning the title? Same as the probability of me passing chem. sorry changyen! lol, i didnt really look at your notes anyway :/ but em, they will be useful IF i use them.
- went for movie with small sheryl yaode fred sangsoo. was quite fun. played soccer in the morning, and i was so excited about playing that i over exerted myself. and when i went home, felt like vomitting. aft watching star trek, (zzz i cannot do the peace and prosper sign that old guy with the ugly hairstyle does) play soccer again. super super super super tired. sheryl claims to have cheered for us, but we only won one out of four since em, fred and sangsoo were em, not that good yea. but at the rate sangsoo is training, he'll be good in no time. aft sheryl left we got thrashed badly lol, need her aura-_- i'm reaaaally tired now. but if you ask me to play soccer now, haha lets go!
- manchester united will win the Primer League title. take that yong jiamin.
okay i go watch replays le. play hard!!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
read the newspaper just now, and there's this part that talk about this guy called Hector Reynoso. Wow, this guy is really imba man, he is a footballer from some weird martian football league, and instead of spitting at other footballer players when he is angry, he can actually shoot out his mucus from both his nostrils.First, he will stick one of his fingers into the right nostril then launch the missile with the other one. must stick the finger inside or else the mucus might just land on his own shirt. then, to be fair to both nostrils, he then did the same for his left nostril. (and i think it's kinda weird to have one nostril filled with mucus and the other without mucus) hmm, must try it one of these days..
anyway, i've pretty much studied for my amaths, and for paper 2, the type of questions coming out are the equations of a circle, factor thereom , alpha beta the roots thingy, the integration to find area under a graph, proving of trigo identities and the R formula since they never come out in paper 1 one. yeaap, exams ending, still duno where to go during friday (marking day) i feel like go sentosa leh..
ohyes, before i go, i hope that liverpool fans will realise that IF they lose to west ham this weekend, their title hopes are over, since there's no way man utd can lose to man city after thrashing ARSEnal with such a classic performance. so yea, pray hard little poos! i mean er, liverpool..
Friday, May 8, 2009
thankssssss sheryl, now i feel like playing maple-_- lol shut up weiyan, it's more than killing horny mushroom. haha, i still can remember my lusture gulid and pq with siwei whatnot. haha, sec 4 play maple-__-rightt forgot about tags.
daryl: HAHA really? what were u saying?
small sheryl: choy choy choy!!!
PEIRU: ahah great, the mugger mugged the mug using a mug cos the mug didnt mug for the exams.
KT: C:
changyen: haha stepover so easy learn ah? i learn quite awhile leh. i have a urge to thrash u in soccer, next time play..
siwei: no lor, so easy finish. haha i was so scared of ur mom that time.
woah, so long never online. this week was really hectic, all the papers was quite alright, except physics and chem. crap man, i really regret taking pure sciences.. anyway, a few random things about this week.
-i realised 98.7 muttons to midnight is like really nice, haha helps me to study quite alot, if i dont listen then i will like super easily distracted, go watch ppl play soccer downstairs..
-i like taking exam in the hall. aircon and everything.
-hahahahahaha. so what's the scoreline for manutd vs ARSEnal ah? aiyoh... 4-1 ah? abit sad ah tsk tsk. *pats yaode head* aft watching the replays i've really changed my perspective of ronaldo. he took a free kick that's like wah from super far score one. i think it's like from one end of the school field score into the other end. yup, he may be a deep sea diver but he got some class leh.
-poor chelsea. that's all i can say. some times, u just need lady luck to smile on you.
-mas selamat is caught! hahah if he can run out again ah, i really applaud him alr.
-okaay, aft talking to weiyan i realised i forgot everything i wanted to blog alr.
-ohya, MOUNT KINABALU postpone to after olevel. hah! finally, smth to look forward to..
-i really want play soccer :C
Saturday, May 2, 2009
argh, im so sick of social studies now. anyway, a big thank you to kt for lending me her sec3 textbook. and still stick post-it notes over the topics tested and a summary for each chapter. thanks truckloads. i really feel so uncertain about physics, after doing revision it' like realising how much i dont know. chemisry should be okay, since changyen is going to save my life by doing smth! which i dont think i should say out or everyone will ask her to do it or smth. study grp at siwei hse was not really that fruitful pizza was awesome and changyen went mad after eating it. played pool awhile then my dad fetched me home ard 8.45pm? tomoro, i'll concentrate on physics then go all out for chem once changyen em, yea.. going for mother's day dinner on sunday (early one) ugh, i think i'll seriously get fat. all i do is study or in other words, sometimes sitting at my desk dreaming (haha, no la! i got study!!!) anyway, there was this lucy mai that added me on facebook. it immediately reminded me of mdm yaw who said she was going to pose as a young hot chick called lucy. so yea, i clicked ignore. it'll be reaaaaaaally scary to flirt with a hot chick and later realise it's mdm yaw. that's like eating sashimi and realising that it's actually the meat of a zebra with orange and white stripes. em, wadever. study hard and cheer up chia yaode, for our God, is an awesome God C: happy mugging you mugger drinking from a mug! ( i love mug's double meaning )