cannot sleep now.
partly becos too full partly becos of the contender
had dinner with all my cousins just now
cos my grandma b'day
and im super gulity now cos dunno is her how old b'day
the food was avg but the crab was super nice
ate until super full then they went my house to gamble and watch show lol
so many of my cousins peeped at my phone.
and then saw inbox got diff people msg from cny.
kept teasing me say i gay.
ouch man.
a week alr-.-
okay daniel yaode or fred caleb, if reading this please send me the aq dates asap
my com cant open the excel thingy so noob
come quickly one o'clock
i want watch the contender
about some boxing people like survivor one
not wwe kind of boxing.
gentler kind
oh ya some ji person wandering around.
not bad sia survive 3 day. scully now hiding behind my sofa
man utd vs ful ham and arsenal vs aston villa in awhile
arsenal sure draw/lose one
and man utd will be top of the table again
come on fulham sucks and u know it. 2nd last in table and manutd is 2nd top in table.
please aston villa. kick arsenal arse.
A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down together and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men become graphic.
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," said the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
"What am I supposed to do with this?", grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
(a bit sick content but dont get the wrong idea just to make u smile)
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper,rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
"Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"