uh-huh.
i shall dedicate this post to my soccer friends downstairs.
yeap, i just suddenly feel so lucky that i know them.
they are horny, funny, mad ,SARCASTIC, and of course wonderful with their feet.
and last sunday when i fell and hurt my knee, they were like rather worried at first then later when i was ok they started making fun of me. lol yup, but still sort of carried me upstairs.
why are they horny- there's this girl in our block that plays soccer really well ( and i intend to marry her... JOKING) and whenever she chests the ball the boys will go like WHOO! and give very graphical explanations of how she could use her assets to trap the ball. yes i know. horny.
why they are funny- gosh-_- this can take forever. the most recent was yesterday when we were playing soccer and there was taekwondo lesson going on infront of us. then we we accidentally kicked the ball into the class, the shifu there grabbed the ball and shouted 'if the ball hits my students i will sue all of you!' and tried to kick it away really far cos he was irritated but he accidentally kicked the ball wrongly and the ball hit his own student. uh-huh, and all of us laugehd liek crazy and the guy that went to collect the ball from him just knelt down and then down there laugh. uh-huh, as we always say, let the feet do the talking.
why they are mad- ok this is easy. u just have to see the way they celebrate after they score. they will plauck alot of leaves and throw into the air like confetti and start screaming. (urm yes, sometimes i do join in. but the main word is sometimes..)
why the are sarcastic- -______- one simple example. everytime i get the ball, they will shout FENCE FENCE!
why they are wonderful with their feet- cos i teach them la. lol, not really la i dno, cos we play so often? it's been a long time since we lost to outsiders, since my sa2 period i think. cos i couldnt play for them. haha^^
yup, so if u feel bored or lonely every evening or night, come down to toh guan road block 281 the red colour hard court and u can find horny, funny, mad ,SARCASTIC people there. but if u are afraid of getting sued by a takewondo pro that kicks his students, dont come on saturdays.
haha, but this year i think i can just sit on my dresser thingy and watch them play )':
now that's tragic....